A collection of the random, funny,
NSFW, and just pain absurd things that have been said through the
history of AvPMUD.
Fair word of warning: Don't take anything you read here seriously, or
your head may implode.
You have been warned.
If you have some quotes that you think belong here, send them on in to
Jypsy@avpmud.com!
Fael: A girl hit me in the back of the head today, what should I do?
SuperCupcake: Marry her?
Endrance: Grudgefuck.
Vrasp: Sue her for rape
Milenko: you should have hit her back, when you could have got away with it
Fael: I'm thinking I'll do a surprise uppercut to the jaw.
Vrasp: The other option is to quit being a bitch and fuck her for it next time.
Endrance: should do a surprise lancethrust to the vagina
Fael: I don't have any lances.
Endrance: Damn eunuch.
Fael: I couldn't be a priest otherwise.
Lividity: punch her breasts
Vrasp: Every time I do that to a girl she says it hurt
Vrasp: I wonder if it really does or not sometime
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[CHAT] Lividity: Harassing
crybabies isn't harassment.? It's American style vigilante
justice.
?
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[CHAT] Smacktard: Dude, you picked
a faggy name.
[CHAT] Godhand:? This coming from a person called Smacktard
?
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[CHAT] Koolaid: IAJI REALLY IS
RETARDED
[CHAT] Iaji:? fkcu you tu
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[CHAT] SkullPauker: Holy shit
[CHAT] SkullPauker: I was thrusting for like 30 minutes
[INFO] SkullPauker killed by Behemoth at An Engineering Supply Room.
[CHAT] SkullPauker: Then I realized
[CHAT] SkullPauker: I wasnt wearing my staff
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[CHAT] Grutuk: do the fiery pits of hill suiceders go
[CHAT] Samarkand: hill? jeez i hate it when the devil renames things
and doesnt tell anyone
[CHAT] Iaji:? Hill, lol.
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[CHAT] Jypsy:? URINE GONE
[CHAT] Jypsy: ?"with enzymes that have an appetite for urine"
[CHAT] Shadow: Girl me and my ex had a 3 way with drank piss before.
Older (pre 2006)
Quotes
Fearitself: Never trust the players
they are all lying sacks of shit.
Question: What do you like best
about AvPMUD?
Sander:
I like AvP because it's addicting and makes my GPA steadily
decrease.
Sander: I think the best part of AvP is the Staff because I'm Staff,
and the other Staff are my "friends".
Frenzy: I dunno, maybe the thing that despite several revisions, server
changes, etc, you can still find a large amount of the same players
playing day after day, something like that. Its longevity, and
promotion of a "community" or something. I'm not very verbose today.
Superman: I think what I like best about AvP is that reality disappears
for me, and I can escape from the torment of consciousness, if only for
just a while.
Gabe: I don't have any specific favorite 'thing' of AvP, I don't even
really like it anymore. I've stuck around the last few years to remind
me of someone.
Kylatia: Who?
Gabe: That would be personal, heh.
Enigma: the assholes
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Candy Cane Who List
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Kylatia: I
could just cover myself in red and green body paint and put a bow on
me?but some how that seems cheep.
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Sekai: I'm god
Jin: I dont believe in a god
Jin: So you dont exist
Sekai: God doesn't believe in you either.
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Sai : Heh, I just made out with a random pizzaboy, its good to be a
sexy beast....
Paul: Come on u sexy beast
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Lividity: You were thinking gay shit like anime faces.
Gabe: Yeah.
Lividity: ^_^
Gabe: Lividity, don't do that again.
Lividity: OTAY ^_^
Gabe: Heh.
Gabe: That's log material.
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Kiz: FUCK BEES
Squall: Fucking beer, why cant you just buy regular beer?
Kiz: Can you read, ohhhhh wait you're illiterate.
Kiz: !
Squall: Can you put that in a sound file for me?
Squall: I'm illiterate.
Kiz: I SAID BEES
Kiz: NOT BEER
Kiz: !!!
Squall: Your title
Kiz: BEES
Squall: Kiz is finally able to buy fucking beer without a fake id.
Squall: I'm not talking about "FUCK BEES"
Kiz: Ever hear this line, only a fool argues with a fool?
Squall: We're fools?
Kiz: Yes.
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Borg: I'm about to fistfukk myself.
Borg: I'm so bored.
Parsifal: Well that's not something you want to hear when you just log
on..
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Squall: Xeries tells you, 'No offense, but you suck as a predator, heh.'
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Bear: I'm
going to get in the bed, see you in a minute.
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Pumelt: I can't P straight
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Kiz: Wafflebutt
Arik: Something's sticking in my butt.
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Kiz: Of course i'd fuck anything with two legs.
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Kiz: [CHAT] Squall: i no i suck
Squall: I've never said that?
Squall: I know I suck
Squall: there :P
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