A collection of the random, funny,
NSFW, and just pain absurd things that have been said through the
history of AvPMUD.
Fair word of warning: Don't take anything you read here seriously, or
your head may implode.
You have been warned.
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[CHAT] Lividity: Harassing
crybabies isn't harassment.? It's American style vigilante
[CHAT] Smacktard: Dude, you picked
a faggy name.
[CHAT] Godhand:? This coming from a person called Smacktard
[CHAT] Koolaid: IAJI REALLY IS
[CHAT] Iaji:? fkcu you tu
[CHAT] SkullPauker: Holy shit
[CHAT] SkullPauker: I was thrusting for like 30 minutes
[INFO] SkullPauker killed by Behemoth at An Engineering Supply Room.
[CHAT] SkullPauker: Then I realized
[CHAT] SkullPauker: I wasnt wearing my staff
[CHAT] Grutuk: do the fiery pits of hill suiceders go
[CHAT] Samarkand: hill? jeez i hate it when the devil renames things
and doesnt tell anyone
[CHAT] Iaji:? Hill, lol.
[CHAT] Jypsy:? URINE GONE
[CHAT] Jypsy: ?"with enzymes that have an appetite for urine"
[CHAT] Shadow: Girl me and my ex had a 3 way with drank piss before.
Older (pre 2006)
Fearitself: Never trust the players
they are all lying sacks of shit.
Question: What do you like best
I like AvP because it's addicting and makes my GPA steadily
Sander: I think the best part of AvP is the Staff because I'm Staff,
and the other Staff are my "friends".
Frenzy: I dunno, maybe the thing that despite several revisions, server
changes, etc, you can still find a large amount of the same players
playing day after day, something like that. Its longevity, and
promotion of a "community" or something. I'm not very verbose today.
Superman: I think what I like best about AvP is that reality disappears
for me, and I can escape from the torment of consciousness, if only for
just a while.
Gabe: I don't have any specific favorite 'thing' of AvP, I don't even
really like it anymore. I've stuck around the last few years to remind
me of someone.
Gabe: That would be personal, heh.
Enigma: the assholes
Candy Cane Who List
could just cover myself in red and green body paint and put a bow on
me?but some how that seems cheep.
Sekai: I'm god
Jin: I dont believe in a god
Jin: So you dont exist
Sekai: God doesn't believe in you either.
Sai : Heh, I just made out with a random pizzaboy, its good to be a
Paul: Come on u sexy beast
Lividity: You were thinking gay shit like anime faces.
Gabe: Lividity, don't do that again.
Lividity: OTAY ^_^
Gabe: That's log material.
Kiz: FUCK BEES
Squall: Fucking beer, why cant you just buy regular beer?
Kiz: Can you read, ohhhhh wait you're illiterate.
Squall: Can you put that in a sound file for me?
Squall: I'm illiterate.
Kiz: I SAID BEES
Kiz: NOT BEER
Squall: Your title
Squall: Kiz is finally able to buy fucking beer without a fake id.
Squall: I'm not talking about "FUCK BEES"
Kiz: Ever hear this line, only a fool argues with a fool?
Squall: We're fools?
Borg: I'm about to fistfukk myself.
Borg: I'm so bored.
Parsifal: Well that's not something you want to hear when you just log
Squall: Xeries tells you, 'No offense, but you suck as a predator, heh.'
going to get in the bed, see you in a minute.
Pumelt: I can't P straight
Arik: Something's sticking in my butt.
Kiz: Of course i'd fuck anything with two legs.
Kiz: [CHAT] Squall: i no i suck
Squall: I've never said that?
Squall: I know I suck
Squall: there :P